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Información personal
Soy:
Devon Aiderdale, 38 años de edad, masculino, heterosexual
De:
Barnstaple, Reino Unido
Buscando:
Femenino, heterosexual
Idiomas:
Inglés, Francés, Italiano
Empleo:
Lawyer
Relación:
Soltero/a
Religión:
Ateo/a
Fumar:
Nunca
Beber:
Varias veces a la semana
Signo del zodiaco:
Virgo
Cómo soy
Etnia:
Blanco
Tipo de cuerpo:
Grande
Largo del cabello:
Mediano
Color de cabello:
Rojo
Color de ojos:
Verde
Altura:
6 ft 3 in (190 cm)
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I think you represented me in court. Your fantastic lies got me off Scot free.
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DevonAiderdale
I wish Julia would fuck off forever, the spamming cretin.
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creative13
god mike was so high
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creative13
Hate returning and finding a blantant (and rather ironic_) misspelling in our last post (given that we said we're writers): here instead of hear.
*sigh*
Hope your day is grand.
M&JB
ps send us a draft of that story, please. we're curious.
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creative13
Love your practicing law is a lot like sex." (and can tell you're a writer because you didn't jam a and lot together!)

We're writers over here.
Ever here this one? Writing is like prostitution: First you do it for your own pleasure, then you do it for others' pleasures, then you do it for money.

We enjoyed perusing your site this eve. Like the niches you are into.

M&JB
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Thanks for the comments, they're appreciated.
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Cupcakepony
Well hullo there
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rebels75q
Thanks for the comment.
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egines
I think your comment:

RE: "Bookworm"
It's "The Elfstones of Shannara" by Terry Brooks.

should be for our friend riobamba...

Greetings from Bavaria!
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I have made a blog post with a link to those dirty letters from 1909 and quoted you as the source. Thanks for the link.
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Yes, indeed my photo of my girlfriend looks like 'L'Origine du monde' by Gustave Courbet. We have just finished making love and she was lying exhausted after her orgasms.

Pls tell me about that James Joyce quote. Which book ?
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You *were* pulling our leg w/ this quote weren't you ?

"Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly."

- James Joyce.
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cranfordmason
Thanks for your comments. I think the Australian women can actually think of sex, especially solo, as an art form. We need to adopt that perspective more in the U.S.
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you are cuddle worthy
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elNinho
But isn't that fucker Cowell best known for fucking people over?
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elNinho
I never used a condom in my life and somehow don't think I'll be starting anytime soon.
I'd heard that Interwebs were used for other strange purposes but never believed it. I'm not a thicko - that's just bollocks :smile:
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elNinho
sorry that should be (after Catherine Tate)
'whaadda fackin libberty'
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elNinho
'Ackney?...bleedin 'Ackney? Cor luvva duck mate.
'Ows yer bleedin farver me ol' China?
An wiv all that mallarkey 'ow d'yer do for a bit of owsyerfarver?
Wot a bleedin libberty
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elNinho
Well fuck me sideways! Errr...that's NOT a request! :smile:

Well, where have you been then - shagging Heather?
She's still here ya know, and that luscious little pussy is looking well and truly used and abused :smile:
http://xhamster.com/movies/259680/amateur_heather.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/259683/amateur_heather_2.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/259682/amateur_heather_3.html
Busy at the moment taking the piss out of Scabitchen here
http://xhamster.com/user/Grievance-Page
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ONce u try BBW you will never go back ! Their bodies are built for fucking!
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elNinho
Bloody hell! Where have you been?
Not shagging Heather by any chance?
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Sabinchen
Hallo
,nice Avatar
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Hi honey,
i am new here,look at my profile
look at my avatar this are my real boobs
make a comment
make me your friend
thanks!
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fcukman69
thanks,bit of a mystery????
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fcukman69
hi,any idea what's happend to Heather?
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hi
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elNinho
You know what they say - using a feather is just kinky, using the whole chicken is downright perverted! btw - sorry I keep cumming on your page - it's just that Heather's here! I've got her surrounded - just hope I don't splash her!
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elNinho
Ever heard of Mary Whitehouse? She was ne granny! heh heh
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elNinho
Hmmmm...could be something in that. With the right casting it could even be mainstream if it was toned down just a little bit. I know a couple of 'Angels' and I'll give them the heads up! It's not worth leaving their money in the bank or putting it in shares or property at the moment.
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elNinho
The James Joyce - fuckin brilliant mate - and a master stroke! heh heh
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